The Book of Shix-logic

Monday, December 8, 2008 |12:19 PM

Question: Does half of Singapore citizens know you?
Answer : No

Question: Does half of Singapore citizens are related to you?
Answer : Yes

WHY????

On the streets, when you see a person, you may not know him/her.
But, he/she may be your...

You > Father > Friend > Relative.
Which means HE/SHE is your father's friend's relative
Or you can say HE/SHE is your father the friend the relative.

In some complicated cases, it may be..
You > Friend > Grandmother > Friend > Son > Friend > Nephew > Friend > Mother
SHE is your friend the grandmother the friend the son the friend the nephew the friend the mother.

Yeah, you get it?
Okay i shall stop here cause I'm actually confused already.
oops :X

Saturday, November 29, 2008 |8:18 PM

#1 Smiley VS Mirrors

Happy face :) is like a concave mirror
Moodless face :| is a plane mirror
Sad face :( is a convex mirror

Convex mirror gives a wider scope of view. So, when you know too much things that aren't supposed to know, you'll feel sad. Therefore, a sad face :(

Plane mirror is like, BORING! So when you're neither sad nor happy, you're moodless. Resulting in a :| face.

Although concave mirror also magnify objects, but when is nearer to the object, it's upright, further, it's inverted. Thus, when its near, you can view things MORE clearly and it's upright(optimistic) but from far, it's inverted(pessimistic) and you can't see as clearly as near So, optimistic > pessimistic. Then you can be happy! :) :) :)

:D
consist of a plane and a concave mirror
And they both will reflect a lot
and it's something like kaleidoscope
*Imagine yourself in the kaleidoscope*
Then you'll be like WHEEEE!!!!~
Hence, :D

|2:52 PM

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